Kush Goddess

A KUSH GODDESS is a female who smokes more marijuana than a stoner or pothead. These women are usually beautiful and know more about the colorful frosty leaves than most men. All Kush Goddesses know how to roll their own blunt and joint. They have toked with bongs, pipes, vaporizers, glass blunts, steamrollers, and just about any other weed related piece. They stay highed up constantly and usually have their bud by the ounce. There are only a few true Kush Goddesses, most female smokers couldn't keep up with one even if they tried.

"She smoked more weed and rolled a better blunt than any guy I know, she is such a Kush Goddess."

by KUSHGODDESSandJETWIFE October 17, 2011

goider

Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.

Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!

by s3v3n April 8, 2008

Golden Whirlpool

Peeing inside of a girl during sexual intercourse, while at the same time she is peeing.

I gave her a "Golden Whirlpool" last night after a long night of drinking since we both had to pee but didn't want to stop having sex.

by twistedperv August 27, 2011

Golden Blumpkin

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

by DankOregon March 28, 2009

Golden Cock

A guy who is ballin' with social status, women, wealth, and unlimited access.

Chris: Are we getting a good table?

Sam: Don't worry, they always accommodate the golden cock.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

Golden Knight

A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady.

Richard: "Bro, I Golden Knighted my girlfriend last night!"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"

by thegoldenknight February 1, 2017

golden rivet

A Naval prank played on new ship members for them to search for a golden rivet in the ships structure. Commonly ambiguous with a homosexual act as an "initiation" of the person. The latter is the generally accepted civilian meaning, however it is not referred to by anyone in the Navy, nor is the term spoken of.

You'll be part of the crew once you find the golden rivet.

by Zebde March 20, 2007