Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

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goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf July 9, 2005

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Gloat Goat

An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.

John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."

Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."

by t1234 June 2, 2009

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lost goat

Its when you are having anal sex with a condom on and then the condom falls off and gets lost up there and you have to try to find it and when you pull it out its all bunched up and white like a goat.

Me: hey see that chick over there? Friend: yeah. Me: I fucked her Friend:why don't you ho talk to her then. Me:Because the night was ruined by a lost goat.

by bronn June 2, 2014

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F a goat A

"Fuck a goat ass"
I came up with this one at work one day. It's pretty much pure gold in my opinion. There is a subtle beauty within the phrase. If pronounced correctly it can be made to sound as though you are saying:
"have a good day"
pr0nounced: "effa-g'-day

Jim: well i'm off..
Bob: alrighty Jim. You have a good day now.
Jim thanks! you too! F a goat A.

by go0dkid October 23, 2007

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