goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

Goon Sounding

Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.

I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!

by The Eastern Docker January 22, 2025

Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.

by Goonposium January 24, 2025

Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, can we do some Goonditioning together as a team, I believe it would improve morale?

by Goonposium January 24, 2025

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

goon day

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025