Ghetto Washing

Ghetto Washing, is where a person gets into a bath (or large container of water) with all of his washing (clothes or otherwise) and proceeds to go through the various phases of washing, during the spin cycle (the person will have to spin round violently at this point) the person may activate a convenience buzzer in order to let other people know that it is about to begin

Ghetto Washing is described above.

by IMonster September 20, 2006

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 23, 2011

Ghetto Sauna

Usually a group of hicks, red-necks, hillbilly's or hickabillys sitting on what used to be living room furniture, in there front lawn, porch etc., ferociously drinking booze in the blazing sun, sweating profusely as if said parties were in a sauna.

"Get out to the ghetto sauna boys, then mamas gonna hose y'all down in the back"

"duh, wheres my malt-liquer?...I got ghetto sauna sweat in my eyes!"

by Word Burglar May 15, 2009

Ghetto Buster

How you describe a 1970s' or 1980s' vehicle covered in too much graffiti (usually "decorated"in bright fluorescent colors).

Wow! Can you believe that someone would turn that classic into a ghetto buster?

by JGJ180071 October 15, 2008

ghetto pumpkin

A watermeleon.

Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

by alfred walter ramirez February 06, 2009

Ghetto Flaps

A term used by snowboarders/skiiers referring to the zippers at the ankles of your snowboard pants that zip up to make your pants tighter around your boots. Unzipped they make the pants appear baggier and therefore more "ghetto".

"Undo your ghetto flaps you look like a homo."

by she.rides.pow April 21, 2007

Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.

Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.

by Coolcat11:11 September 04, 2021