fudgepacker

1. A gay man who bangs other men in the butt.
2. A member of G-Unit.

Fifty Cent: I think we should change our name to the Fifty Cent Fudgepackers. What you think about that Eminem?
Eminem: Hold on a second, I'm busy sucking Nas dick. (slurp, slurp, slurp) MMM, that was good.

by ITeachYou April 16, 2008

fudi chuse

A person whi sucks the juice out of a fanny!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that was lovely. I must be a fudi chuse?

by yoshimitsu September 22, 2003

fudgie bum wank

A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass

i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"

by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009

Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

Fudgepacker U

Penn State used to be referred to as Linebacker U but now it should be called Fudgepacker U thanks to Sandusky.

Please 'Dooky Dick' Sandusky, do not make me an alumni of Fudgepacker U.

by Aluminumb November 12, 2011

Fudge Brownie Bliss

A mixture or either feces containing sperm or sperm containing feces. Usually found on the back seat of a moms sedan after amateur anal sex has occurred.

Dude I hook up with Amber this weekend and she left a fudge brownie bliss on my moms back seat.

by 1miller2rule February 8, 2017

fuding

Another term for female masterbation

"I'm currently fuding myself" "was she just fuding with THAT"

by Morhertrucker June 8, 2017