monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

fucking cigarette

The difference between a regular cigarette and a "fucking" cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. A Fucking cigarette, usually becomes a fucking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. A cigarette can also become a "fucking cigarette" when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.

I hate airports... you cant smoke on the planes... its been 12 hours now and if you'll excuse me im going to go have a FUCKING cigarette.

WOW dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you'll excuse me im going to pop out for a FUCKING cigarette.

by that one kid nobody knowS April 16, 2015

Fockling

The action of pulling back the foreskin, placing your thumb on the head of the penis, placing the foreskin over your thumb. When you take out your thumb the Fock is the noise of the air being released between the thumb and head of penis.

"Awh got caught by my dad fockling last night"
"Ah unlucky. I'm alright because I fockle with mine"

by Little John July 27, 2015

Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you

"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"

by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Eh fucking cunt

Angry Australian dads use this to greet their son while they are busy

‘Eh fucking cunt get off! You’ve been on that thing all day cunt!’

by IaintGotAUsernameLol November 11, 2019