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C-Funk

C-Funk - Real Name: Marcus McKinley

Rapper from East Palo Alto, CA.

In the 80's and early 90's C-Funk was known as Cap'N Crunch as he was in the group Rated X along with Cool Breeze and D.J. Ajax.

Later he changed his name to C-Funk and went solo.

He also the cousin of flavor flav
From public enemy.

In 2001, C-Funk changed his name to !ProHoeZak?.

He has starred in an HBO feature film titled "Who Makes the Rules" and racked up production credits for Daz Dillinger (Deathrow), Kurupt (Deathrow), Kokane (Doggystyle), Suga Free (Atlantic), Yukmouth (Rap-A-Lot) and Night Owl (Priority).

Albums:

I'm Out 2 Stoages
Label: Tandem Records
Year:1992

Three Dimensional Ear Pleasure
Label: Scarface Records

Year: 1995

Shrooms
Label:Taylor Made Records
Year:1999

About Funkin Time (CD)
Label: Worldwide Musicnone
Year : 2008
C-funk

Three Dimensional Ear Pleasure

Is a 1995 g-funk bay area classic album . It takes a lot of inspiration / samples from George Clinton's funkadelic / parliament.

Track list

1. 3-D Intro
2.Keep Rollin'
3.Dont You Know ( not to be a hoe)
4.Lime In Ya Coconut
5.Chill & Kick Back
6.Get Off My Sack
7.Whoop Whoop, Yeah Yeah

8.Skizzay wizzay ( bonus track )
Deluxe edition only

Guerrilla funk recordings / ASCAP
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Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
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fuah

Fuck You Ass Hole The number five option of answers on "Terminators" screen when asked, "Hey buddy what do you have in there a dead cat or something." from the movie The Terminator.
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I'm so fucking bored

I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.
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Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
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dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
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