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French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.
by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020
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French 3

Person one: Yo did you do your French 3 work today?

Person two: fuck no.
by Leafeon Sussy September 21, 2023
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French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.
Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."
by Buckfutter 111 August 17, 2019
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French Monk

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
by The French Monker November 22, 2010
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Blind French

A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.
A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009
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French compliment

A compliment said reluctantly through gritted teeth. Used by people when they wish to appear as if they genuinely care but secretly have zero interest in the subject. A favoured technique of narcissists to improve their image or hide their short comings at the expense of others.

French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)

A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.
The work looks great, I am actually fairly impressed given they have only been in for a couple of months- french compliment
by Bob irwin 77 December 10, 2020
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French Tsunami

When your getting head by a French woman and she sticks her tongue down your dick hole
Homy shit did she threw me with that French tsunami
by AshHD100 April 13, 2020
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