super good american football player that excells in every aspect such as quick, hard hitting, intimidating, reads plays well, hits holes hard, stuffs runs, punishes recievers coming in the middle, and usually a team leader. What a beast on the field!
by devidev53 March 28, 2010
Get the footballer mug.OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html
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"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."
"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
by Merlin September 17, 2004
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Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.
"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"
"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."
Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.
"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."
Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.
by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011
Get the Sprint Football mug.well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
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Get the Monkey Fucking a Football mug.Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?
Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.
Pat: Why's that?
Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.
Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.
Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.
(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.
Pat: Why's that?
Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.
Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.
Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.
(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
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