Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

Flag-wanking

see vexillology

Kilroy-Silk left the party early for a spot of flag-wanking at home.

by Benny June 23, 2004

Flag Lag

In American Football, the few seconds after a long play for a touchdown, to make sure that the score wont be called back because of a penalty.

"Did you see that celebration after that 100 yard kickoff return?!"

"He's obviously not compensating for Flag Lag."

by BlackerBerry October 19, 2011

Grody-Flag

A negative adjective, similar to grody. Used to indicate when something is gross or undesirable.

Remember that one sex scene in Requiem For a Dream? That was grody-flag.

by Peterwebb October 12, 2008

white flagger

Person our Group that throw in the towel. To give up. To Puss Out.

Example: Hey Unc, lets stay out and go fishing.. Unc" Fuck That im old and Tired, we are heading in." Fucking White Flagger!!!

by Flagger January 27, 2014

maroon flag

When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.

Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.

Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.

by Smagazine March 18, 2022

russian flag

If you don’t have toilet paper use it

Mum “Oh we are running low on toilet paper, I have to go get some ”
Kid “no need we have a Russian flag”

by No No No May 9, 2022