First Great Western

"First Great Western" (FGW) is a slang term used in the UK to describe the worst levels of mediocrity and shameless arrogance.

Of a person: A person is "FGW" if they any or all of the following.
Rude, Surly, Arrogant, Lazy, Jobsworthy, Irritating, Unreliable or lacking in intellect.

Of a service: A service is "FGW" if it is all or most of the following:
Unreliable, Massively overpriced, Almost always late, cancelled, dirty or overcrowded.

I can't be arsed to work today, I'll chuck a First Great Western

by Richard Cheesed Off January 27, 2011

Foistered

Past tense of verb: foister

Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.

1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.

First they engineered the Russia hoax; that was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever … foistered upon the American people.

Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.

by Narido November 11, 2019

head first

dragging head first = kissing (duhh)

from taylor swift's song 'fearless'

-You take my hand and drag me head first fearless

by Heartsong August 1, 2009

Oak Forest

An alright city with a few resident crackheads. Thats why we are lovingly refered to as coke forest
Being a resident of OFO (as us citizens call it)is not that bad. We dont really have that many places to hang out. There is the Dunkin Doughnuts and the park district thats about it. Generally our town is not that bad but it sure is boring as hell.

Oak Forest is a city thats pretty boring

by AJ rox ur sox August 23, 2008

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

First Cock Syndrome

A phenomenon usually experienced by (female) virgins after their very first sexual encounter and the fact that may want a relationship whereas the guy may look at it from a purely one night stand point of view

John: Did you hook up with her?

Jack: Yea, but she kept talking about wanting a relationship afterward, it was like she had FCS (First Cock Syndrome)

by Psionic79 January 17, 2009

forest lake

A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk

Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .

by hoagieslapharry November 3, 2010