facial earthquake

Furious shaking of the chin.

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"

*cuts to person violently shaking chin*

by Ch0psi August 6, 2014

Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021

Down To Earth Man

Down to Earth Man is Harry, hes so down to earth they simply call him Down to earth man

That Harry is down to earth man, you know

by JesusManHaha August 15, 2019

Last Man on Earth

Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Earthshaker

Controls the Rock , Ground and Sand as easy as one two three.

Only known identity for this guy is "Abanilla"

Boy 1 : wooh , the earth is shaking !!!!!!!

Boy 2 : the EarthShaker must be angry ..

by Tiny, the Stone Giant October 15, 2011

Earth Day

A day where Democrats celebrate how trashy the earth is.

The asshole Democrats celebrated earth day.

by Saltine God April 22, 2019

Earthquake

When you put your ass during sex up against the females and you fart and shit on her ass it's called an Earthquake.

Last night James earthquaked Kevin.

by RickJamesbitch69bitch June 28, 2008