stick it in the ear

The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.

Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"

by EarToucher October 30, 2013

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 13, 2014

ear bitch

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021

cat-ear

Like a dog-ear, but bent rather than folded. Meant to be temporary and used on a group of pages.

classmate 1: Hey, what page was chapter 2 at?
classmate 2: Here, I used a cat-ear so I could skip right ahead to it... It's at page 59

by Jagans September 20, 2010

Ear feces

The product of your ears when their so jammed up with crap that two PAs must forcefully flush upwards of 2 gallons of water through your ears. Similar looking to bird poop

Dillian: Ugh I have ear feces again I can't hear shit.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 27, 2010

Weird Ears

Ear that seem to be fused at the opposite end of the earlobe

BOX!! j00 gots W31rd eerz!!!!

by Justin June 24, 2004

EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007