fry dessert

The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.

If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.

by Pie Dizzle May 28, 2010

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.

The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).

by mast3rbates March 31, 2015

anthony dalessio

Dick sucking porch monkey

Porch monkey Anthony dalessio watches people from his house.

by Porchmonkey1111 April 8, 2015

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016

jet dress

A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.

That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.

by Aehster September 24, 2016