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SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
by Matt Bando March 14, 2023
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DDDD Disorder

Deplorable Despondent Defective Deficient Disorder!
DDDD Disorder is defined by anyone who is deplorable, despondent. defective and deficient!
by Defective People November 28, 2023
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SOS Disorder

(Stuck on Stagnation or Stuck on Stupid Disorder.)
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.

Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
Person1: Something is wrong with so and so...they have SOS Disorder...they are not working with a full deck.

Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
by Kontrast November 23, 2023
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major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder
yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022
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Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.
Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025
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Babyface Disorder

When an individual is much older than they appear
John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."

Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."
by BD Alpha October 2, 2021
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