step dad

A stupid man with no self esteem who takes it all out on me... he has affairs swears and screams, verbally and physcially abuses everyone, has my mom on an allowance even though he personally has over a million dollars in his daddys inheritance...is always my 'dad' when it comes to grounding or physically abusing, but totally steps out when it's time for driving or any other thing that would require anything on his part. Enjoys stirring people up, as in turning off my TV and breaking off my door so I don't have one anymore and he can look in while I am changing. Has lots of affairs and doesn't see anything wrong with this. Unenrolled me at my school when I made honor roll and told everyone it was because I failed out. Pretentious asshole.
don't call that motherfucker my dad, he's my step dad.
by hi there my name is susan June 03, 2007
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bio-dad

The guy that knocked you up and either bailed or you kicked him to the curb. Not involved in the child's life except maybe enforced support payments. If you're a dude, what the baby mama calls you.
Tiffany met her bio-dad for the first time last week. Her first reaction was "What was Mom thinking?"
by sendmorecoffee July 11, 2008
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G-DAD

John: You coming out today?
Mike: Na, gotta go visit my g-dad.
by REALM_901 October 18, 2010
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The McDonald's Dad

The Dad who treats his kids to McDonald's and other things, while the Mother does all the dirty work of parenting.
Quit being The McDonald's Dad and change the kids diaper for a change.
by tony1492 July 21, 2012
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ur dad

the opposite of ur mom.....supposedly..it is a term that is exceedingly cooler than ur mom.. <when someone chooses to express themselves in conversation, by saying "ur dad," instead of "ur mom," they are instantaneously cool and fwegin sweet...
(me-cooler): Who's your mom?
(you-stupid): uhhhhhhhhh
(me): -UR DAD
by jigga the nigga March 01, 2005
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My Dad

This chocolate cake is "My Dad".
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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deadbeat dad

Someone who rather spend time with homies, than with his own child.
Bunthy is such a deadbeat dad. He doesn't even spend times with his son. He rather hang with the homies at the skate park.
by juicyjeans January 03, 2015
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