urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Big Customer

When someone loves strawberry Oak milk so much he becomes a Fitzy

“Man I’m such a big customer I have that toilet a blasting after”

by Marqueefa October 25, 2017

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

by Amy911 October 20, 2017