Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Flaming hot cumshot

When you cum after fucking a bag of flaming hot cheetos

"Bro last night I had the best flaming hot cumshot ever!"

by JustSpeedy July 30, 2021

Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.

He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"

by Lemon._. November 21, 2021

Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood

David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?

by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022

BBC Worshipping Cumslut

Caylaslaays

That bitch Cayla is a real bbc worshipping cumslut, I love it

by Yumyumayo156 May 30, 2024

The devils cumshot

When a taquito or pizza roll shoots the molten insides to the back of your throat

Dude! Don’t eat those taquitos straight out of the oven, they’ll give you the devils cumshot!

by Nighttoker69 February 17, 2025