Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough

Damn, that bitch crusty as fuck

by Coolyo March 8, 2018

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016