Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”
by Zero_G93 July 09, 2023
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crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
by Ethan Bloxham December 07, 2021
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crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky
by Funkyfunk August 15, 2021
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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands
girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat
by ahaha_slay_yee November 08, 2022
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crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina
I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot
by Turtle Titan 4 March 12, 2016
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Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.
You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.
by Brookayjugs May 24, 2018
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