Cashew Crunch Kick

To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

fanny crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

That was so vile, fanny crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

crunch

a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.

by m1ssp1der July 22, 2006

crunchin

Originated from the sweetness of Oreo's, the perfect combination of 2 thin chocolate wafers, and the precise amount of heavenly cream, resulting in a taste so glorious it needs its own word to define it

Holy shit! I thought Oreo's could get no better, but it turns out that double stuf's are even more crunchin!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

crunchfangled

this is when your so drunk that you can't see straight and the world is spinning in ways the human brain cannot comprehend.

dude, i'm so crungfangled it hurts *pukes*

by Dirrty_Girl August 12, 2004

CRUNCHY

to be extremely black.

Dat nigga is crunchy black.

by D. Watford February 27, 2007