Godzilla's Crotch

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

Crotch dusting

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench

The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.

by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022

CROTCH TROUT

FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO

SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY

by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010

Fire Crotch

A young lady with fire red pubes

Hey do you know Hailey McKenna?

Yeah

Yeah.... she has a fire crotch

by MG73 May 8, 2014

Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

by JC'Onine January 30, 2009

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

rakle crotch

Another name for crotch rot.

The man wanted to have sex with the hooker, but after he noticed the stench of rakle crotch he got a bj instead.

by Zigman May 9, 2005