Courtney

Someone who will take care of your ex for you

“Hey isn’t that your ex?”

“Ya?”
“ downgraded to Courtney”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Courtney

Courtney is known as a boss ass bitch and somebody not to play with cause she’ll smack a bitch. But Courtney is very loving , caring and will do anything for her friends/bf (or gf) she loves to have fun and a very supportive friend and will always love you until you get on her bad side.!she also gotta fat ass😍

aye you seen the new girl

who courtney

yeah shorty thick asl and she nice asf

fr?

by bestdicksucker11 November 23, 2021

Courtney

The Most unique person in world That you ever did see cute Smile more importantly when you look direct into those brown eyes Wow beauiful like god's creation of heaven right in front of you

courtney you are a lovely person that i just give a hug to you

by Mystrey_ person November 24, 2021

Courtney

The human equivalent of a chewed up piece of gum melted to the bottom of one’s shoe. A pain in the ass. Has the worst fucking music taste I have ever heard. Courtney’s tend to have a fake world in which they live in but sometimes it’s nice when someone comes along and humbles them.

“Ew who is that??”

“Oh..that’s my stupid fucking science project, Courtney.”

by Idk how I got here November 24, 2021

Courtney

Typically a girl with ugly ass blonde hair and a short ass stature. The human equivalent to a melted piece of gum stuck to the bottom of one’s shoe.

“You just stepped on a piece of gum.”
“Oh you mean, a Courtney?”

by Idk how I got here November 24, 2021

Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).

I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.

by SmellyJam November 27, 2021

Courtney

Walking Blue Waffle STD

Don’t touch Courtney with a ten foot pole

by anonymous December 4, 2021