Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug. Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
Get the Texas Copmug. Cop- I could lose my job for this!
Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020
Get the Copmug. 
by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018
Get the Cop ass dudemug. The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Get the TV copmug. Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017
Get the easy copmug.