Cooter

A self-centered, big forehead, snapping turtle.

Savannah is a big cooter.

by Mayaia October 2, 2005

cootersnatch

Universal meaning. Like the word fuck.

You're such a cootersnatch.

Did you have a cootersnatching good weekend?

I'm going to cootersnatch, be right back.

by negro April 11, 2005

juicey cooter

when u drink orange juice and causes ur cooter to swell up.

When Haleigh was 6 she had a juicey cooter

by Michael Mead December 3, 2007

cooteem

The combination of being a coot and "cooting" some one by adding "eem", a Mainer accent suffix

1. You are a cooteem
2. He is such a cooteem

by LuckyT September 10, 2005

cooter polluter

a dirty dick mother fucker who aint be protecting themselves ever

by Lenny From the Lot March 31, 2003

cooter

A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.

That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cootie bag

A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.

Allison, if you have sex with another cootie bag, you're gonna catch the cooties yourself.

by burger bob December 2, 2009