condom sense

like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom

guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense

by alliOG October 18, 2008

cojo

short for "condom job". when a lucky lady applies a condom to a stiff d, but then just performs an ordinary handjob.
possibly for fear of std's or knuckle children.

Bro 1: Did you bust that girl's guts last night?

Bro 2: No man, she took me to her room and gave me the old cojo.

by the kid is back January 23, 2009

condom break

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them

"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"

by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006

Condo

Condom

"shall we visit my condo in my car?"

by condoboy August 13, 2009

Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.

That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"

by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007

concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.

Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.

by MacP September 16, 2006

condom

a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)

Look at the pussy with the condom!

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007