fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017

Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Condom Corp

A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.

y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022