Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.

How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.

by ridelugged January 1, 2010

clustergeeking

a safe place for geeks to congrigate and do nerdy things

this weekend inm going to the game yard i will be clustergeeking

by mr,post-it November 3, 2009

Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.

Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.

by brown g. November 21, 2010

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".

Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!

by hammerjelly June 6, 2011