Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023

The Church

That's your fucking story? That the church swooped in and stopped all the raping and pillaging?

Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

Speech About Church

Means to listen to whoever about the speech about church.

Speech About Church!

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

Church Prom

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.

Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.

by GOPhater April 9, 2023

church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram

i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Church organ

A wind powered instrument that causes cancer

A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.

by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023