Music like rock, but centers on praising jesus or god or whoever the hell compels people to write songsof this nature. Starting out like a Bon Jovi ballad, songs from this genre usually tricks listeners into thinking it is regular rock, but halfway through the song the band breaks into prayer. Most listeners feel betrayed by this sudden change in lyrics and change to a different song of a different genre. The rest saw it coming and enjoy listening to it for some reason. If this depicts you, you are either an old person, or are to sheltered to know what good music sounds like.
what a christian rock song may sound like...
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
"I woke up in the morning
and I got myself some oatmeal
and I put some raisins on it
and
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD
CHRIST IS GODDDDDD"
Mike Birbiglia, The Oatmeal Song
by Advkennedy July 11, 2008
Christian Pisano is an upcoming artist who dreams of making the big bucks someday. on the side he directs pornos making moolah amounts!!!!! some of his famous porn are: I need to BL on some T's, There's a Crotch Party up in Here Volume 7.
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by "Bubbles" March 18, 2009
by Spongebob986 April 26, 2019
Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.
Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.
The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.
christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.
It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.
The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.
While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.
The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.
christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.
It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.
The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.
While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. May 21, 2007
A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.
"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."
by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023
He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
by jo mama 556 October 18, 2023
The guy that everybody knows. A hot sexy beast, whose funny and caring. Who walks around like that “nigga”.
Man, that Christian Abriel is something else.
by 0Envy March 30, 2019