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Case Race

3 people to a team, whoever finishes the case (30 pack) first wins but puking gets your team an automatic disqualification.
everyone's a winner at the case race cause you drink 10 beers. drink a beer get a new one, you win.
by nyb69caseracechamp May 2, 2010
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Carey

Sweet Irish-heritage girl who frequently gets asked if she spells her name with a K or C, especially by baristas at coffee houses. She will blush, yet proudly and loudly provide the right spelling, repeating herself up to 3 times if need be. Her first name may often be confused for her last name, but that doesn't get this darling lady down. Middle name is frequently Anne, or sticking with the Irish idea, Shannon.

Carey frequently, and secretly, revels in the idea of a unique spelling for her common name, and her sense of specialness flows over to you; thus when you are with Carey, you feel special as well.
I met a girl named Keri... Carrie... oh, she was so special, this Carey spelled her name C-a-r-e-y.
by kcjsmama February 3, 2010
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Case Western Reserve University

n.

Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape

Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.

Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.

Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.

Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.

Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:

You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
by A Jaded Case Student January 8, 2005
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A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.
VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!
by Phillip J Nordhus May 25, 2008
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closet case

1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.

2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.
Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.

Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?
by Fujiforker March 9, 2008
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cased quarter

When I worked at a Miami, Florida arcade in 1982, the kids would ask for a "cased quarter" when they needed a quarter in exchange for two dimes and a nickle. The arcade games only accepted quarters. "The Amusement Center at the Omni Hotel" on Biscayne Blvd mostly catered to the local urban kids, and they were the ones that used the slang. I thought it was great and it made my job easier, too! I see that "case quarter" is listed, but my experience was with "cased quarter" with a d, the kids explained to me that the dimes and nickles were "cased" into one coin.
"Can I get a cased quarter please?"

Much easier than "Can I have a quarter for two dimes and a nickle please"
by LindaLinda August 7, 2009
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Glass Case of Emotion

NASCAR's Podcast with Ryan Blaney, Kim Coon, and Chuck Bush. Named after the famous Anchorman line. People who listen are called glassholes/
Mark: Hey Johnny, did you listen to the latest episode of Glass Case of Emotion?

Johnny Oh Hai Mark, I didn't know you were a glasshole.
by thecautionlightnews September 17, 2017
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