Cancer

A Cringe inducing youtuber named logan paul who has sucked approximatley 100,000,000 dicks in the last few years and still has 12 year olds wanking to his youtube videos

Have you heard of cancer
Yeah hes fucking bent

by The Right type of guy April 2, 2018

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Cancer

Puff Bars

Person 1: You got any cancer sticks?
Person 2:Yes I got loads of puff bars in my slime

by Queerhunter21 January 29, 2021

Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Cancer

that bump on my balls

"Whats that on your sack"
"Cancer"

by I nut Buckets October 8, 2023