Bread cancer 

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

Bread cancer by Reed :) March 29, 2022

tooth cancer 

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

tooth cancer by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob 

Hey pink SpongeBob plushy

Bob: I just got this Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob Plushy.

Jeff: ok

Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob by Your bob September 12, 2022

Testicular cancer 

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence

Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)

Testicular cancer by lordbaguette October 26, 2022

temporary ball cancer (tbc) 

The unpleasant sensation of a dull ache or pain in the scrotum that usually lasts no longer than a few minutes

Jay- My balls are killing me, bad case of TBC right there.

Bob- TBC?

Jay- Temporary ball cancer (tbc) ya mook.

temporary ball cancer (tbc) by Lloyding May 18, 2014

as welcome as cancer 

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

as welcome as cancer by von groovy June 18, 2017

Lung Asthma Cancer 

Guy 1: Dude! I'm dying...
Guy 2: I don't care unless it's of something major
Guy 1: Dude! Lung Asthma Cance- *GASP!!!!!*-r
Guy 2: Is that even a thing?
Guy 1: *Currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
Guy 2: Should I cal 911? Oh wait...

Dude why are you gasping so much? You ok?

No... I have lung asthma cancer ;-;

Lung Asthma Cancer by SexyAshienBoi January 17, 2018