That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).
(Steven Colbert made me do it).
by GCL224 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by Zaatar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by stephenisgod February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
by djdelphi February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.
Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.