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Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!
"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009
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Cremeschnitte

"Cremeschnitte" is a pastry consisting of at least two layers of thin and crispy puff pastry filled with either plain pastry cream of a mixture of pastry cream and whipped cream. The name "Cremeschnitte" is mostly used in Switzerland.
in Nort America "Cremeschnitte" is commonly referred to as "Napoleon"
by awkuhn August 16, 2011
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creamed dough nuts

Creamed Dough nuts is when two men have intercourse and when one cums in the others ass but misses and gets his load all over the other mans ass and makes it look like a big wet creamy dough nut.
"who wants creamed dough nuts ?"

"cream my dough nuts"
by hussien May 30, 2008
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cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.
That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.
by BabiiBakkBiiotch March 7, 2009
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The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus
I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it
by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017
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Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public
by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019
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Dirty Clementine

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.
"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "
by Daddymama September 18, 2021
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