The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.
by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007
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2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
by carmenarmen February 11, 2010
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Get the closet gift mug.A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.
Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009
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When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
Get the Closet Panic Shitter mug.Close air support(CAS) is an aerial attack mission flown against enemy ground forces that are attacking or "too close for comfort" to Friendly Ground Forces.
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