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Charleston Chew 

A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.

It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.

What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'

'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
Charleston Chew by Adrian Sheperd January 5, 2009
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Charleston Chew 

when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew
Charleston Chew by DOUCHEY November 30, 2004
The best kinda car ever made (ford suck huge ass crack!!!!!!!!)
my 69 camaro smoked that mustang
Chevy by EAT COCK EVERYONE October 1, 2003
a pile a poop that a bird leaves on ur windshield
look at that cheryl on the window mommy
how big was that bird tha left that cheryl?
cheryl by jj ody November 13, 2006

chewbaca 

An ass with exessive amounts of hair covering it.
Friend 1:
"dude look over hear, i found a penny *Conviniently bent over with pants pulled down*"

Friend 2:
"What?...AHH FUCK DUDE, SHIT!! i really didnt want to see chewbaca again"
chewbaca by Ryan Rood November 1, 2006

Chewbacca Twat 

When a girl has so much pubes that the only thing close in comparison is chewbacca.
Guy 1: Dude, Amanda's pubes are coming out the sides of her bikini bottom

Guy 2: SHE HAS A FUCKING CHEWBACCA TWAT! GET A WEED WACKER!
Chewbacca Twat by Black Santh July 30, 2012

chevy scam 

When you or another greatly benefit from a technicality despite moral cumpas or intent. One may also actively pursue or research how to achieve a technicality or error in there favor
I just got out of $25000 worth of debt because the bank couldn't prove I spent it. That sounds like a Chevy scam
chevy scam by House stealer December 28, 2016