The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.
Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.
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So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
by dragongirl702 January 16, 2009
Get the Birthday mug.When a woman takes hormone altering pill like birth control pill, she is very liable to have her fat stored in one place on her body more so than others. In this case her ass. This is far more than mere "junk in the trunk"
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.
by Ghanandanourf September 7, 2005
Get the birth-control ass mug.The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.
I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.
Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010
Get the Birthday Weekend mug.Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.
Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!
by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009
Get the Birthday Cake mug.Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.
Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"
Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."
Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."
by Boy.Gook August 14, 2011
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