bing boink

When ya nuts hanging so low that they smack passerby under your apartment balcony

Fuck bro 12 on my ass, I just hit a bing boink on one of the passerby below

by Chungleass August 7, 2020

Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

co-bating

When two people masturbate synergistically.

Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.

by Co-Bater cliff May 15, 2021

B’bofin

Interchangeable with the term catch-22, meaning it describes a situation in which it is impossible to get the desired outcome.

My life is one big b’bofin.

by B’bofin June 11, 2021

Yella Bitin Flies

Also referred to as "Yellow Flies," for the yanks in the audience. Commonly seen in the Southern States. It is what it sounds like for the most part. Just a fly that's yellow in color and has a bite that ain't no joke.

Son I'm gettin toe up by dem yella bitin flies, let's head in and turn on the TV. Heard theys a new documentry on Carolina wampus cats.

by bassquatch July 11, 2021

Ankle-biting

Going to Macedonia.

Guy1 - I’m going to go Ankle-biting.

Guy2 - Oh do you have family there?

by Duder guy October 10, 2021