boss wave

A positive wave of energy you get when watching someone, who's a boss, do something amazing.

Guy 1: ah wow Leo's doing a quality swim in the 400 freestyle, he's miles ahead.

Guy 2: yeah its such a boss wave watching him.

by D-Barracuda September 26, 2013

Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

Boss

A straight up G, someone who is exceptionally awesome.

-Dude have you ever met Jan?

Yeah he's a fucking boss!

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-OMG who is that guy?!

That's Jan, he's a handsome German with luscious blonde hair and a fantastic physique. He's got love for TSwift, German Soccer, and sushi. He's a BOSS.

-Wow how do you know him??
I'm his Big.

by lovemylittlejan March 9, 2015

boss

An asshole who sticks his nose into your everyday business and can make you do things for him, even though he talks to you like he talks to the shit on his shoe.

--What are you still doing here with that pudding in your hand? I thought I told you to wash that shit off the sink, you twit!

--Okay, boss!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

bassaf

Ha dafuk no matzhik

You are a bassaf
Ata bassaf

by Ney bassaf October 28, 2020

bonsa

Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.

Even though Bonsa can be a dog, he is super loyal.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Cool Boss

A Boss who buys you lunch.

Cool Boss:
Since we’re now a ‘team’ according to the org chart, do you fancy going out for a team pub lunch tomorrow?
Me:
Does that mean it gets expensed?
Cool Boss:
Sure!
Me:
I'm in!

by AQMacgregor November 20, 2013