Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.

I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!

by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Praire Blumpkin

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.

Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.

by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018

Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.

Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?

by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018