When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.
Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!
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my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
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happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
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Bro- "Do you remember how fire all the openers for Liquid Stranger where last night?"
Sam- "Nah bro, the I ended up doing a Brazil Birthday"
Sam- "Nah bro, the I ended up doing a Brazil Birthday"
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