Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021

Harry Birthmas

When your birthday is so close to christmas that people give you one gift for both occasions.

Harry Birthmas! I'm too lazy to give you two different gifts at two different times.

by Nosila November 10, 2010

Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Camille’s Birthday

Everyday

“Hey it’s Camille’s Birthday today!”
“Wasn’t that yesterday?”
“Yeah she has them all the time.”

by wilththril June 18, 2020

birth control bitch

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.

Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

by AshAnne2412 March 1, 2010