Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready

Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.

by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020

battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020

clout battle

A fake fight to hype your online fame

"ugh, no they don't actually hate each other they're just having a clout battle "

by Bmgcjdxd September 2, 2020

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

Fortnite battle royale

The game Ninja (aka Tyler Belvins) is known for.
also well it's really fun and I'm talking to all of those Fortnite haters out there!

Hey (person name) I watched Ninja stream some new Fortnite videos on youtube he got like 30 elims.
if you don't know what Fortnite battle royale is it is a popular 3rd person shooter game where people try to eliminate other players by killing them

by ItsMeWhirl October 29, 2020

Battle of Bethlehem

Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...

Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...

by Slater89 October 8, 2020