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Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like
Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.
Chilean Sea Bass by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Playing the Bass clarinet 

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet

Playing the Bass Clarinet 

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet

Gas or chuck bass

something you say when you ask someone if their food is good or bad. Referring to gossip girl Chuckbass.
« Is your menchies gas or chuck bass? »

Ernest T. Bass 

Hillbilly type. Ernest T. Bass ‘It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.’ Andy Griffith Show
Ernest T. Bass is a hillbilly. As played by Howard Morris on the Andy Griffith Show.
Ernest T. Bass by GonzoJhawk August 17, 2022
The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.
Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!
Bassoon by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012