Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
by pyrokine2 August 2, 2016
Get the 78th basemug. A strand of humour which is juvenile, puerile, and base—the kind normally expected of a manchester united fan, for example.
by LFCX6 November 20, 2019
Get the base humourmug. Holding hands. There is a common misconception that there are only four bases in a relationship, but there are 5. The 5th is the best, cause holding hands is a sign of simplicity and amazingness.
by chellynsam June 14, 2010
Get the Omega Basemug. When you make love passionately while saying the letters 1, 4 and 3 slowly into your partners ear while fucking him / her so passionately that if you were to watch your own sex tape it would make you cry as if a relative of your has just passed away in a tragic accident
"Omg BRO i jsut got to the 143rd base and i watched over and over again i probably went through about 14 boxes of tissues it was so hot."
by mica orcullo August 1, 2008
Get the 143rd basemug. by JoeZito631 April 16, 2008
Get the 5th basemug. by nokianinja October 7, 2002
Get the base headmug. YOU: Hey mom, dad can we have sex ?
MOM+DAD : Sure
YOU : My friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !
MOM+DAD : Sure
YOU : My friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !
by NELSTHON February 15, 2009
Get the 10000th basemug.