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A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."
by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006
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Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show
Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show
by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017
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barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.
Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.
by Beaver81 August 7, 2008
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Barnekob

Quit being a Barnekob.
by Mr. Cow September 20, 2005
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Barney Complex

The Barney complex refers to people who have an undeserved sense of privilege and overly inflated ego and have nothing to back it up. It all goes back to that purple dinosaur we all watched on PBS as kids. Everyday he told everyone that you're special, and that Sally was special. and that Sam was also special. Well kids, lets face it....we're not all special. Get over yourself.
Sally is complaining about being under appreciated at work again, I wish she'd get over her Barney complex and just do her work.
by SweetLemon August 12, 2009
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Barmer's Tan

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.
Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.
by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011
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Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur
I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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