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baldy

A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.
Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.
by frederickhickory February 21, 2007
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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
by ldne May 16, 2005
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jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.
by russ May 8, 2005
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band couple

Noun - When two band geeks, possessing little or no interest in one another, engage in a relationship for the duration of the marching band season, only to break up within two months after the last band competition.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Angel and Billy are dating?

Jane: Yeah. They're just a band couple though. They'll be broken up by September.
by DirtyJay December 6, 2007
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One Man Band

The act of someone performing fellatio while simultaneously sticking their finger (or two) up your butt.
Greco: That bitch from last night was nasty- she gave me the one man band in the back of my car.

Hung: I know dude, I was driving.
by DaddyPants July 22, 2008
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Princeton University Band

The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.
Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.
by brunobear April 19, 2010
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My Band

A RAP by D12 (not sung by Eminem you fucktards) poking fun at the fact Em is so big and overshadows D12.
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Fight Music

Off of the 2001 album, "Devil's Night"
by Bass May 22, 2004
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