Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

by Enlightening type beat! May 29, 2021

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

Baldo’d

when you trick someone with a trick that looks exactly like another thing

HAHA, you thought it was a jelly filled donut, NOPE it was a cum filled donut. YOU JUST GOT BALDO’D

by akimboX2 July 18, 2021

Baldsome Beauty

A person that has no hair, but is still very attractive. It is mostly men that are baldsome beauties, but really, it's any gender/identity.

That guy in the supermarket earlier truly was a baldsome beauty. I wonder if I'll ever meet him again...

We have that bald bastard over there, and then the chad himself, the baldsome beauty.

by LuckyyyLoaded July 23, 2021

Baldsome Beauty

A person that has no hair, but is still very attractive. It is mostly men that are baldsome beauties, but really, it's any gender/identity. Anyone can be a baldsome beauty! You just have to have no hair.

That guy in the supermarket earlier truly was a baldsome beauty. I wonder if I'll ever meet him again...

We have that bald bastard over there, and then the chad himself, the baldsome beauty.

by LuckyyyLoaded July 25, 2021