Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 01, 2012

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 31, 2024

Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter

Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito

by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009

burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes

Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?

by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022